Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Letter To Some Asian Douchebag

Dear Asian Dude With Slurpee,

You're obviously a foreigner, and I don't give a shit if you're a tourist or not, but just because you can freely toss your slurpee around on the drainage ditch on the side of the road- doesn't mean that we Filipinos appreciate your existence in our environment.

It's filthy enough as it is and you don't have the brains to keep your Slurpee with you until you find a garbage bin. You obviously have a disgusting habit, probably something you do just because you're not at your homeland or maybe you just don't have any respect for our surroundings. AT ALL.

Sure, the economy may be thriving because of some business your parents have with us. I'm surprised they couldn't afford manners for you.


Sincerely,

The witness who happened to be passing by.




P.S.
I don't know what's the style of your culture these days your hair sucks vacuums.

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